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Dovolite, da vam predstavimo Nicholasa Van Wempla iz Flatbusha: debelega, flegmatičnega, bogatega moža pod ženino copato. Rad bi se opijal, ker je bil pod copato, a žena je držala mošnjo v rokah in mu odmerjala denar le tedaj, kadar je hotela, da nakupi živeža, ali kadar je potreboval obleko. Bil je silvestrski večer pred letom 1739, ko je vrouw Van Wempel svojemu gospodarju izročila deset angleških šilingov in mu velela, naj pohiti k dr. Becku po pitano gos, ki jo je bila naročila. »In glej, da se ne ustaviš v krčmi!« je z najpredirljivejšim glasom zavreščala za njim. A ubogi Nicholas! Ko je racal po cesti in se mu je ob vsakem koraku pod nogami lomila ledena skorja, mu je nagajivi veter — ali pa je bila morda katera izmed prikazni, ki so po splošnem prepričanju strašile ob obalah zaliva Gravesend — snel klobuk z glave in ga prikotalil naravnost pred vrata krčme, ki se je je moral pod grožnjo strašnih kazni ogibati.

Ko se je sklonil, da bi ga pobral, so se vrata priprla in v nosnice mu je udaril oster vonj po žganju in tobaku. Njegova odločnost, če je je sploh kaj premogel, je izpuhtela. Naročil je kozarček žganja; prišli so prijatelji in mu plačali še enega; moral jim je vrniti milo za drago; šiling za šilingom je denar za gos prehajal v krčmarjevo blagajno. Slišali so ga mrmrati, da je denar navsezadnje njegov in da bo, dokler bo živ, sam gospodar v svoji hiši; potem pa je mrmranje vse bolj zamiralo in se nazadnje prelilo v smrčanje. Prebudilo ga je tiho govorjenje v sosednji sobi; zaspano je obrnil glavo in tam zagledal dva tujca — po usnjenih jopičih, črnih bradah in obročkih v ušesih ju je imel za mornarja. Kaj sta rekla? Zlato? Na močvirju? Pri starem plimskem mlinu v Flatlandsu? Govorca sta odšla, še preden so njegovi počasni, zamegljeni možgani lahko vse dojeli, ko pa se mu je misel vendarle dodobra zajedla v zavest, je vstal s tolikšno živahnostjo, kakršne ni pokazal že leta, in zapustil krčmo. Po škripajočem ledu se je vrnil domov in, ker ni bilo nikjer nikogar na spregled, tiho stopil v lopo, vzel lopato in svetilko ter se od tam z vso naglico, kar je je zmogel, odpravil k razpadajočemu plimskemu mlinu na močvirju — za njegove debele noge je bila to v tako mrzli noči naporna pot, a upanje in žganje sta ga gnala naprej.

Prispel je do mlina, pohitel v klet in začel z lopato prebadati mehko, nezamrznjeno prst. Kmalu je zadel ob nekaj trdega in kopal je in kopal, dokler ni odkopal vrha platnene vreče — takšne, ki ji mornarji pravijo »okrogla krmna skrinja«. Napeti je moral vse moči, da jo je privlekel iz zemlje, pri tem pa je počil šiv in po tleh se je usul plaz zlatnikov. Razvezal si je hlače v pasu in si z zlatniki polnil hlačnice, ko so nad njim zadoneli koraki in so po stopnicah prišli štirje možje. V dveh je prepoznal tista iz krčme. Zagledali so vrečo, svetilko, nato še Nicholasa. Čeprav je bil tako otovorjen z zlatom, da se je komaj premikal, so ga ti gusarji, kajti prav to so bili, spravili po stopnicah navzgor, ga prisilili, da je z vročim holandskim žganjem nazdravil uspehom njihove zastave, nato pa ga skozi okno zalučali v potok. Tik preden je tako brez vseh ceremonij odletel ven, je v želji, da bi se rešil, nekaj zgrabil; izkazalo se je, da drži oskubljeno gos, ki so jo gusarji ukradli na sosednji kmetiji in jo nameravali povečerjati, ko bi pobrali svoje zlato. Začutil je, kako se nad njim zapirata voda in blato; obupano se je otepal; zavedel se je, da laže diha in da z urnimi, opotekavimi koraki odhaja proč; potem pa mu je, kakor je kazalo, vse popito žganje naenkrat udarilo v glavo in ničesar več se ni spominjal, dokler mu ni v ušesih zazvenelo ženino vreščanje. Tedaj se je vzravnal in ugotovil, da sedi v snežnem zametu blizu doma, v rokah pa trdno stiska oskubljeno gos.

Vrouw Van Wempel se je manj menila za moževo stanje, ko je videla, da je le prinesel gos, in kadar koli ji je pripovedoval svojo zgodbo o gusarjih, je zatisnila ušesa: če je res našel zlato, zakaj mu ni uspelo prinesti domov vsaj nekaj zlatnikov? On pa jo je v odgovor spraševal, od kod bi sicer dobila gos, ko vendar ni imel nič svojega denarja. Svojo zgodbo je pogosto pripovedoval sočutnim poslušalcem in jim kazal stari mlin v dokaz, da je resnična.

Izvirnik

Allow us to introduce Nicholas Van Wempel, of Flatbush: fat, phlegmatic, rich, and henpecked. He would like to be drunk because he is henpecked, but the wife holds the purse-strings and only doles out money to him when she wants groceries or he needs clothes. It was New Year's eve, the eve of 1739, when Vrouw Van Wempel gave to her lord ten English shillings and bade him hasten to Dr. Beck's for the fat goose that had been bespoken. “And mind you do not stop at the tavern,” she screamed after him in her shrillest tone. But poor Nicholas! As he went waddling down the road, snapping through an ice-crust at every step, a roguish wind--or perhaps it was one of the bugaboos that were known to haunt the shores of Gravesend Bay--snatched off his hat and rolled it into the very doorway of the tavern that he had been warned, under terrible penalties, to avoid.

As he bent to pick it up the door fell ajar, and a pungency of schnapps and tobacco went into his nostrils. His resolution, if he had one, vanished. He ordered one glass of schnapps; friends came in and treated him to another; he was bound to do as much for them; shilling by shilling the goose money passed into the till of the landlord. Nicholas was heard to make a muttered assertion that it was his own money anyhow, and that while he lived he would be the head of his own house; then the mutterings grew faint and merged into snores. When he awoke it was at the low sound of voices in the next room, and drowsily turning his head he saw there two strangers,--sailors, he thought, from their leather jackets, black beards, and the rings in their ears. What was that they said? Gold? On the marshes? At the old Flatlands tide-mill? The talkers had gone before his slow and foggy brain could grasp it all, but when the idea had fairly eaten its way into his intellect, he arose with the nearest approach to alacrity that he had exhibited in years, and left the place. He crunched back to his home, and seeing nobody astir went softly into his shed, where he secured a shovel and lantern, and thence continued with all consistent speed to the tumbledown tide-mill on the marsh,--a trying journey for his fat legs on a sharp night, but hope and schnapps impelled him.

He reached the mill, and, hastening to the cellar, began to probe in the soft, unfrozen earth. Presently his spade struck something, and he dug and dug until he had uncovered the top of a canvas bag,--the sort that sailors call a “round stern-chest.” It took all his strength to lug it out, and as he did so a seam burst, letting a shower of gold pieces over the ground. He loosed the band of his breeches, and was filling the legs thereof with coin, when a tread of feet sounded overhead and four men came down the stair. Two of them he recognized as the fellows of the tavern. They saw the bag, the lantern, then Nicholas. Laden though he was with gold until he could hardly budge, these pirates, for such they were, got him up-stairs, forced him to drink hot Hollands to the success of their flag, then shot him through the window into the creek. As he was about to make this unceremonious exit he clutched something to save himself, and it proved to be a plucked goose that the pirates had stolen from a neighboring farm and were going to sup on when they had scraped their gold together. He felt the water and mud close over him; he struggled desperately; he was conscious of breathing more freely and of staggering off at a vigorous gait; then the power of all the schnapps seemed to get into his head, and he remembered no more until he heard his wife shrilling in his ears, when he sat up and found himself in a snow-bank close to his house, with a featherless goose tight in his grasp.

Vrouw Van Wempel cared less about the state of her spouse when she saw that he had secured the bird, and whenever he told his tale of the pirates she turned a deaf ear to him, for if he had found the gold why did he not manage to bring home a few pieces of it? He, in answer, asked how, as he had none of his own money, she could have come by the goose? He often told his tale to sympathetic ears, and would point to the old mill to prove that it was true.

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